Hi guys,
Any lady there wanna hang out for a drink and chat.No headgames and bullsh*ts. Canadian guy, and located in Vancouver Downtown here. Thanks

女性の皆さん、
絶対行かないように！
行くなら自分の彼氏連れて行くか、
クラスメートの男の子連れて行きましょう！
絶対女同士では行かないように！ 　

そう！！私ならいくよ。 　

私も良いと思いますけどね。 　

だめでしょ！ぜったいだめでしょ！こわいよ！何故信じられる?
後のことを考えて! 　

行きたいって子は喰われたいんでしょ。
この外人喰う気満々だから、丁度需要と供給が合っていいんじゃないの。 　

うん。行った人はここでレスして報告してほしいね。
どんなふうに楽しかったか。 　

こんなレスってエッチ目的みえみえ、
それでも行くという女性、
そんなに飢えているのか？

行かないほうがいい、行くんだったら、
クラスの男友達連れて行け。
女どうして行けば食われるぞ。 　

where is the place?
is it your house? 　

レス２、レス３みたいな方達が後々になって「この人には気をつけて！」みたいなレスを立てるんでしょう。

行く、行かないは勝手ですがもし被害に遭われても愚痴るのはやめてくださいね。
もちろん自業自得で行くのでしょうから・・・。

最近は本当に尻の軽い日本人女性が多いですねぇ。 　

No...of course not. It’s naturally somewhere in downtown,like a coffeeshop. I’m sorry, I’ve should have mentioned it first.I guess, by now, it raised some misunderstanding for everyone. Thanks anyway. 　

Are you a real native English speaker?
Your English has lots of mistakes. 　

ははは。
絶対にNativeじゃないね。
だって、どんなに文章が下手でも、「I’ve should have」とは書きません。
あぁ、世の中って怖い人もいるこった。 　

それかすっごい馬鹿な母国語もかけないネイティブとか？
ぎゃは！絶対誰も行かないわ、
馬鹿となんか一緒にいたくない。 　

Well, one thing is for sure....You are NOT canadian nor you are a native english speaker.

Who on earth would make this mistake? -> "I’ve should have"

I’m not even gonna talk about the other mistakes because that would be a real waste of time.

Anyway, it’s ok you wanna meet people or get a girl or whatever. Just DON’T pretend you are canadian, bcause that would mean that you are already lying about youself. Just be honest. If you wanna meet people start with honesty. 　

Yeah I dont think this guys canadian too but whats the point of lying....i mean once u meet this guy ur gonna find out that hes not canadian so theres absolutly no point of this lie...

maybe he is canadian and he was in a rush or something lol 　

Well, we can’t tell he’s or is not Canadian.There are Canadians there do some kinds of mistakes,though.Take a look at your messages guys;you’ve done the same thing. 　

such a crapy English 　

Well, actually we CAN tell he is not canadian.

Those mistakes are not acceptable. They are as bad as the mistakes that an ESL student who has been in Canada less than 6 months makes.
It is impossible for someone to make a mistake when saying "I want to eat" and instead say "I would have will eat"
The second sentence it is completely 100% wrong because you are mixing 4 tenses and it makes absolutely no sense.

Besides that "fake canadian" has mistakes in every single sentence. There are 6 silly or ridiculous mistakes in his first post, and there are 10 in the second one. And by the way, some of the mistakes he made are usual asian mistakes, that gramatically a western person can not and does not make.

Here are some of the mistakes that he made, that typically asian ESL students make:

-"in downtown" | you can never say "in" before downtown. never.
-"bullsh*ts" | It is not bullsh*ts. It’s bullsh*t. without the "s"
-"raised some misunderstanding" | this is just plain weird. An english speaker does not say this. it’s wrong and stupid. It sounds like he was trying to translate this sentence into english and it came out wrong.
-"I’ve should have mentioned " | Why "have" twice? "I have should have??" what the hell is that. this is worst mistake he made.
-Also he tried to use the word "here" and it just sounded so fake and pretencious. Native english speakers use it a lot, but this guy still doesn’t know how to use it well.

Anyway there’s a lot more, but why bother. 　

Dude. Maybe he is a new Canadian.These details you brought up,however, are excellent.
-"in downtown" | you can never say "in" before downtown. never
This is only true when "downtown" is used as an adverb. "Downtown" as an adjective(e.g downtown Vancouver) can follow by "in." I’m not a native speaker, and know how hard it’s to learn English.
cheers