I’m having a few drinks after a golf game with some guys I met while on vacation. One guy is from France and the other guy is from Italy. They are talking about what great lovers they are and telling me about how much thier wives love them.
Pierre started by telling me, ”Last night I made love to my wife three times. When I woke up this morning she had cooked me a big breakfast of crepes and champagne. She told me I was a great lover and that she would love me forever.”
The Italian guy, Franco says, ”Last night, I made love to my wife four times. This morning I wake up to a lovely omelette and she told me that she could never, ever love another man.”
I said nothing but the French guy asked me how many times I made love to my wife last night. ”Only once,” I replied. Franco sneered at me and said, ”Only once. What did your wife say to you in the morning?”