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でわ自分からスタートします。

It’s nice weather today.
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So i wanna f*ck some bitches today. 　

but instead i went on the internet and posted rude things so i would feel cool. 　

I shouldn’t have done it because I got bashed
left and right for degrading Japanese women. 　

Anyway, it’s nice weather today, so I feel like going to some beautiful places. 　

So I decided to go to Starbucks on Robson & Jervis wearing a white polo shirt and blue cap to get some Mocha Frappuccino.
　

and there were some j-girls beside me so i said "ORE WA CHARISUMAN DESUUUUUUUUUUU" 　

However, J-girs were not interested for me, that’s why I stopped to say such a thing, and then, I desided to go to Stanley Park to take a kind of rest time, because there are a lot of places of relaxation. 　

↑　文法ぜんぜんだめ。基礎がなってないです。
interested for ×　interested in ○、stop のあと、何何するのをやめたという場合であれば、infinitive ではなくgerund等他。 　

When I get to the park, I saw a little girl standing by herself, crying.
I went up to her and said... 　

"Did Tom touch you in a funny way?", then she said to me... 　

"well, he tried. So I told him to f*ck off." 　

so i asked "then why are you crying?" 　

The tear burst from her eyes and "Why won’t this end?"was the question she asked me --- all of a sudden, I remember she,,, 　

was MJ’s daughter PARIS. She was upset becuz
she thought that NO OTHER man should touch her
but her DAD MJ, so she told TOM to get lost and
she............ 　

A
You are f*cking sick. Show some respect to dead people.