Yes it's true, I'm a white Canadian guy and I want a Japanese girlfriend in the Vancouver area, but she has to be kawaii and have one of these names:

Kaori
Keiko
Miyuki/Mizuki
Rumi
Sayaka
Tomo/Tomoko

Those are my favorite Japanese girls names! I met a cute Japanese girl recently for language exchange and she was interested in having a local boyfriend but her name was Noriko, so I wasn't interested.

Anyways, don't be shy, if you are cute and have one of those names let me know.

If you are totemo kawaii and have a different name, please tell me, because if it's another nice name and you are very cute I'm still interested! Thanks

So Noriko was cute but wasn't cute enough, eh? Who do you think you are, Brad? You deserve "You don't impress me much" by Shania Twain.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read in my entire internet life.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4n167_little-britain-mr-mann-film_fun

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4n167_little-britain-mr-mann-film_fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3NgptQ0A0