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No.25
We’re looking for Japanese girl who is kind
by chris from 無回答 2005/05/21 00:18:25

Hello
We’re looking for Japanese girl who is kind.
My name is Chris and I am also student to study English like u.
I just advertise our house for my home-stay-parents.

One room is available from June 1st.
There are big closet,a bed,desk,2 lamps,2alarm-clocks,stereo,
TV(21’),VCR,computer(u can use internet for free as well.)
A Heating-system,a garbage-can,a pretty nice chair,and many hangers in your room.
You can use DVD player in linving room whenever you want.

We have some rules but I think it’s not strick.
1.You can do laundry once a week but sometimes i did the laundry twice a week.
Actually nobody cares.
2.They give us 3 meals but on weekend.(2 meals)
--->these days they give us 3 meals even on weekend.
3.You can use rest room for whenever u want.
there is no limited time in my house.
4.You can use internet until 1:00am.Host told me if u use computer 2:00am or all night.
It’s not good for studying.(from Sunday to Thursday),
But from Friday night to Saturday night we can use internet all night.
5.You can come back house too late.
It means u can enjoy something outside too late.
6.We usually have breakfast like cereal or bread...some thing like that.
and lunch is the same as last dinner.
We usually eat rice.
7.They just want someone who is going to live in our house for 3 month
It means (June 1st~August 31st.)
8.The rent is $700 now(just for June) and is going up to 750 from July,
because everything in Canada is going up from July.
9.You can ask mom to keep your dinner when you’re late.
just calling first before 5pm.


@@Special tip(the reason why I really recommand my house to u)@

1.Host and mom are not old people (around 37 and 33 ages -_-;)it’s good for english.
2.They love to talk
It means u can have time a lot to talk.
3.My homestay mother likes Korean man and Japanese girl
(I don’t why-0-;;)
It means u can adapt to them easily.
4.They’re very kind like your elder sibling.
5.We each always make fun of us.
It means u can feel free even if u talk to them for a long time.
We really love to talk.

I think here is the best place to practice to speak in English.

We live in 47st and Knight st.
You can go downtown on num 22 bus
It takes around 40 min to door of home to door of your school.

You can call me 778-898-2463
Don’t worry plz---^-^
I’ll explain all about my homestay to you.

Res.1 by WTH from バンクーバー 2005/05/27 14:50:24

who the hell are u?! a korean male??
for what the hell reason u r lookin for a japanese girl?!
btw, ur name isnt cool at all.
and if ur hostfamily are canadian, askem to put a cooler message!
peace


 
Res.2 by 無回答 from バンクーバー 2005/05/27 21:39:25

これはまさに笑える話だ。  
Res.3 by 無回答 from バンクーバー 2005/06/02 23:10:47

Thanks chris. Your sense of humor is great. I enjoyed your jokes. but if you are seriously looking for a roommate, this is a bad place to put your ad. Go back to the main page and look for the topic, 賃貸・シェア. That is the right place to put your ad.

But, here, お笑い道場 is the place to share "jokes" and your jokes were great anyway.  
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