I’m flattered and simultaneously surprised by your ridiculous conspiracy theories that you’d think Japanese is my first language and not my second. I’m particularly happy that you think I’m purposely speaking strange Japanese to hide my identity as a non-native speaker. But, I suppose your (the people who responded to the other post) flights of fancy know few limits. I guess you’ll probably ask your gaijin boyfriends to confirm whether this post is written by a native or merely highly fluent non-native speaker.